Patrick Jane Quotes
Word of advice. He cheated on her, he's probably going to cheat on you and I know that probably seems very difficult to believe now but it's the way of the world, kid.
Teresa Lisbon: Why don't you go back to my place, jump into bed? I'll come and tuck you in when I'm done.
Patrick Jane: I'd rather be here with you.
Oh, I don't need a doctor. Frauds in white coats.
As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.
Lisbon: This ice cream is only just okay.
Jane: Don't take it out on the ice cream.
I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.
Jane: You always have every angle covered.
Erick: Don't you?
Erika: I always think of you as having a plan but never admitting it.
Jane: Funny, that's how I think of you.
Jane: Just a trick.
Yon: I've tested others. You're the only one getting everything correct.
Jane: I didn't say it was an easy trick.
The people who built this jail were nice enough to put doors in the walls. Why don't they just use them?
Jane: You want to know how I got her to lower her guard?
Jane: I lowered my own.
Promise me you'll wear the flip flops when you shower. Hear me out. A, you look less attractive which should be considered and B. the floor is a petri dish.