Word of advice. He cheated on her, he's probably going to cheat on you and I know that probably seems very difficult to believe now but it's the way of the world, kid.

Teresa Lisbon: Why don't you go back to my place, jump into bed? I'll come and tuck you in when I'm done.
Patrick Jane: I'd rather be here with you.

Oh, I don't need a doctor. Frauds in white coats.

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Lisbon: This ice cream is only just okay.
Jane: Don't take it out on the ice cream.

I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.

Jane: You always have every angle covered.
Erick: Don't you?

Erika: I always think of you as having a plan but never admitting it.
Jane: Funny, that's how I think of you.

Jane: Just a trick.
Yon: I've tested others. You're the only one getting everything correct.
Jane: I didn't say it was an easy trick.

The people who built this jail were nice enough to put doors in the walls. Why don't they just use them?

Jane: You want to know how I got her to lower her guard?
Lisbon: How?
Jane: I lowered my own.

Promise me you'll wear the flip flops when you shower. Hear me out. A, you look less attractive which should be considered and B. the floor is a petri dish.

The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John