Eli Stone

Patti Dellacroix Quotes

Keith: But I think it's best if we go with someone outside the office with this. So, uh, I'll give my old colleague Danny Meyer a call.
Patti: And this Danny character--where does he live?
Keith: I don't know. What's it matter?
Patti: I need to know I can track him down and kick him in the cojones if he messes this up.
Keith: And that's why I'm not the guy to help you with this.
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Eli: Patti, you know that box you've been keeping for me with all the faxes and letters from potential clients?
Patti: You mean the wackadoo file?
Eli: I mean the box with all the fascinating complex legal dilemmas that could one day end up in the Supreme Court.
Patti: Well what I have is a box full of cases from the nutballs that saw you on the news--the wackadoo file?
Eli: Could I just have it?
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Eli: You're the best, Patti.
Patti: I assume that'll be reflected in my Christmas bonus?
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Patti: Can you believe how easily people are bought?
Eli: The exodus has begun.
Patti: Only the morally bankrupt and weak-minded. No one liked your wife's banana bread. We only ate it to be polite!
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Patti: I'm sorry, Eli, but you cannot tell the people you work with that your life-threatening medical condition is back on an interoffice memo.
Eli: You're right. An e-mail would be faster.
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Patti: Are we suing Duke Ellington, Eli?
Eli: Probably not. He's dead.
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Patti: Eli, you draft your will yet?
Eli: I left you all my George Michael CDs. I figured that was appropriate.
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Eli: Patti, do you notice something strange about Maggie?
Patti: I don't notice anything other than strange about that girl.
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Eli: It's a welcome-back gift from your personal week. How was it?
Patti: Personal.
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Patti: Objection! Condescending.
Eli: It was not!
Patti: I have been a legal secretary ever since you were an itch in your daddy's pants. I know an objectionable question when I hear one.
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