Amy: Best friend.
Paul: Loyal sidekick.
Chloe: Isn't one of you supposed to be playing good cop?

Why? What's wrong? Is it that creepy photo guy? Is he back? Did he bring some nun-chuck wielding friends?

Alek: I'm not cheating. It's natural talent.
Paul: You're using your Mai powers.
Alek: Yeah, which is 100% natural for me.

Toilet or litter box?

Paul: You know it's Saturday. Chloe's not working?
Alek: I do other things besides follow Chloe around.

Paul: Don't sweat it bro, Chloe broke my heart, too. After we kissed.
Amy: Ten years ago!
Paul: But still, it hurt.
Alek: Do you people tell each other everything?

Chloe: I don't suppose you have any thoughts on the Brian, Alek of it all.
Paul: Nope, not a one.

So, if she can't date humans, aren't there some other semi-cool Mai guys you can introduce her to? Wait! Do you guys have a website or a roster or something?

Alek: How can it be my fault? I haven't done anything.
Paul: You'd be surprised what can be your fault.

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