Paul Quotes
Season 1, Episode 10: "Beautiful Day"
Amy: Best friend.
Paul: Loyal sidekick.
Chloe: Isn't one of you supposed to be playing good cop?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Paul: Why? What's wrong? Is it that creepy photo guy? Is he back? Did he bring some nun-chuck wielding friends?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alek: I'm not cheating. It's natural talent.
Paul: You're using your Mai powers.
Alek: Yeah, which is 100% natural for me.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 9: "Responsible"
Paul: Toilet or litter box?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Paul: You know it's Saturday. Chloe's not working?
Alek: I do other things besides follow Chloe around.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 8: "Heartbreaker"
Paul: Don't sweat it bro, Chloe broke my heart, too. After we kissed.
Amy: Ten years ago!
Paul: But still, it hurt.
Alek: Do you people tell each other everything?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chloe: I don't suppose you have any thoughts on the Brian, Alek of it all.
Paul: Nope, not a one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 7: "Dogs of War"
Paul: So, if she can't date humans, aren't there some other semi-cool Mai guys you can introduce her to? Wait! Do you guys have a website or a roster or something?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Alek: How can it be my fault? I haven't done anything.
Paul: You'd be surprised what can be your fault.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 6: "Nothing Compares 2 U"
Paul: That never gets old.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 13