Popular Paul Quotes
Paul: You'll be fine, you just have to relax.
Chloe: Why is that the universal boy solution to pretty much everything?
This is so cool. It's like our school is this otherworldly epicenter and attracting the hot teen Mai from all over the world.
Chloe: I mean, when did you think it was a good idea to take off your pants?
Paul: Ah ah ah...stop. We are never to speak of any of this ever again!
That never gets old.
Alek: How can it be my fault? I haven't done anything.
Paul: You'd be surprised what can be your fault.
So, if she can't date humans, aren't there some other semi-cool Mai guys you can introduce her to? Wait! Do you guys have a website or a roster or something?
Chloe: I don't suppose you have any thoughts on the Brian, Alek of it all.
Paul: Nope, not a one.
Paul: Don't sweat it bro, Chloe broke my heart, too. After we kissed.
Amy: Ten years ago!
Paul: But still, it hurt.
Alek: Do you people tell each other everything?
Paul: You know it's Saturday. Chloe's not working?
Alek: I do other things besides follow Chloe around.
Toilet or litter box?
Alek: I'm not cheating. It's natural talent.
Paul: You're using your Mai powers.
Alek: Yeah, which is 100% natural for me.
Why? What's wrong? Is it that creepy photo guy? Is he back? Did he bring some nun-chuck wielding friends?
