Michael: He's not my real father. People don't understand.
Peggy: Are you adopted?
Michael: Actually I'm from Mars.

Peggy: Lane beat the crap out of Pete.
Ken: I can't believe he beat me to it.

Don: Mohawk is going to insist on a regular copywriter.
Roger: Someone with a penis.
Peggy: I'll work on that.

Clients are right all of the sudden? I don't recognize that man. He's kind...and patient.

Joan: Well I learned a long time ago to not get all my satisfaction form this job.
Peggy: That's bullshit!

I signed the first new business since Lucky Strike left...but it's not as important as getting married.

Peggy: You always say, if you don't like what they're saying about you, change the conversation.
Don: To what? What they're saying about us is true!

I have to say, most of the things Negroes can't do, I can't to either...and nobody seems to care.

Don: It's your job. I give you money. You give me ideas.
Peggy: But you never thank me.
Don: That's what the money is for!

Peggy: Why don't you talk to Joan and get rid of [Mrs. Blankenship]?
Don: No. Joan knew exactly what I needed, and made sure that I got it.

Don: I don't like Joe Namath. He hasn't even played in a professional game yet.
Peggy: He's very handsome.

Don: Do you got anything on Vicl's?
Peggy: Actually it's Vick. Vick Chemical.
Don: Answer the question.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger