Popular Penny Quotes
Penny: The man that you've had the most pathetic crush on for the last two years finally asks you out and you say, 'No'?
Joanna: Don't call me pathetic.
Penny: I didn't call you pathetic. I said that your crush is pathetic.
Penny: You know, I can be at HarvestFest right now. I could be getting drunk, eating pie. But instead, I'm in the woods, with you, knocking on what looks like the door of a serial killer.
Joanna: I know. Isn't it fun?
Penny: WWNDD?
Joanna: What would Nancy Drew do?
(looking at pictures of Will taken by Joanna) Stalk much?
Penny: You wore a Vera Chang wedding dress?
Joanna: I couldn't afford Vera Wang.
(to Joanna) I'm buying you a muzzle.
Morgan: It would be wrong to get married with someone when I'm sleeping with someone else. I may be a lot of things, but I don't cheat...except with my soulmate, obviously.
Penny: Awww, he's got boundaries.
No, they're boob-iful.
Penny
It's like the hokey pokey - emphasis on the pokey.
Joanna: Penny, we're in a crisis. I've got my back against the wall. There's only one thing to do.
Penny: What's that?
Joanna: We need to party.
Penny: See I told you not to trust those crazy bitches!
(Joanna gives her a mean stare)
Penny: What?! Too soon?
Please like you've ever tapped anything but yourself lover boy.
