Penny: Hello Gay Sir.
Max: Hello Countess von Boobs.

My secret is so big that just the tip well be enough.

So much blonde.

Max: I wouldn't say we spend that much time together, I mean just breakfast 4 or 5 times a week before work.
Dave: And drinks during the day most days, not everyday but definitely every evening.
Penny: And sure we always deliver news in person.

You are great together, Jay and Bey great.

Well, as the author of several dozen cries for help I know a good one when I hear one.

Penny made a boo-boo.

This old priceless family heirloom that my hot fiancé's grandmother smuggled out of the old country. I mean I guess engagement ring is the acceptable nomenclature.

Hi. Could you bring me a dress that's a little more affordable like maybe one from last season or one that somebody died in.

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