Penny Hartz Quotes
Season 3, Episode 22: "Brothas and Sisters"
Penny: Hello Gay Sir.
Max: Hello Countess von Boobs.
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Penny: My secret is so big that just the tip well be enough.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: So much blonde.
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Season 3, Episode 21: "Deuce Babylove 2: Electronic BabyDeuce"
Max: I wouldn't say we spend that much time together, I mean just breakfast 4 or 5 times a week before work.
Dave: And drinks during the day most days, not everyday but definitely every evening.
Penny: And sure we always deliver news in person.
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Penny: You are great together, Jay and Bey great.
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Season 3, Episode 20: "Un-sabotagable"
Penny: Well, as the author of several dozen cries for help I know a good one when I hear one.
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Season 3, Episode 19: "The Ballad of Lon Sarofsky"
Penny: Penny made a boo-boo.
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Season 3, Episode 17: "She's Got Game Night"
Penny: This old priceless family heirloom that my hot fiancé's grandmother smuggled out of the old country. I mean I guess engagement ring is the acceptable nomenclature.
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Season 3, Episode 16: "Bros Before Bros"
Penny: Hi. Could you bring me a dress that's a little more affordable like maybe one from last season or one that somebody died in.
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Penny: I'm sorry I get racist when I joke and I get hungry when I'm racist.
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