Favorite Penny Hartz Quotes
Dave: Whore's bath?
Penny: Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did.
Penny: Yes! Year of Penny!
Max: The year's been over for a couple of months Pen.
Penny: Not the fiscal year of Penny. Suck it taxpayers!
Quaint. Isn't that the space between a gal's goal and her penalty box?
Penny: The only people who can get away with being mean are rockstars or brain surgeons or Mr. Phil.
Jane: I think you mean Dr. Phil.
Penny: C'mon it's a PHD. Everybody calm down.
Well, as the author of several dozen cries for help I know a good one when I hear one.
What would Kerry Washington do in Scandal? Demand to see the President and then almost make out with him.
Pete: Imagine a world where your friends don't exist... Who would we hang out with?
Penny: Rachel McAdams? Zoe Saldana?
Penny: Davey what's the name of that movie about the horse that goes to the war?
Alex: Uhh War Biscuit, Duh.
Jane: You create your own destiny, like Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games.
Penny: Oh I love those books, you read them too?
Jane: No those books are for nerds, but I knew it'd get your attention.
Oh! Check out red shirt diaries over here. Spill much? Have a little cheese with that wine you stupid clumsy bitch! Hahaha! Oh... You guys don't do pile ons? Waitress! Club soda please, here do you want my shirt? Here's a hundred dollars!
My body is a temple and your bodies are stadium urine troughs.
Max: I wouldn't say we spend that much time together, I mean just breakfast 4 or 5 times a week before work.
Dave: And drinks during the day most days, not everyday but definitely every evening.
Penny: And sure we always deliver news in person.
