The Big Bang Theory

Penny Quotes (Page 17)

Sheldon: Yes, since their relationship became carnal, Penny has updated his designated term of endearment, distinguishing him from those she calls "sweetie," usually as an attempt to soften a thinly-veiled insult.
Penny: You're boring people, sweetie.
Sheldon: Although sometimes, she omits the veil entirely.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: I give up, he's impossible
Sheldon: I can't be impossible, I exist. I believe what you meant to say is, "I give up, he's improbable."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: I'll tell you what, next french toast day, I'll make you oatmeal
Sheldon: Good lord, are you still gonna be here next french toast day?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny [after seeing Wolowitz in his goth outfit]: Oh man, did the KISS Army repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell?"
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Leonard: Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?
Penny: Because I like peppermint, and it's fun to say schnapps!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: You know, I do understand what you're going through.
Sheldon: Really? Did you just have the Nobel Prize in Waitressing stolen from you?
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Leonard [about snuggie gift]: what does this mean?
Penny: Wine, credit cards and late night television are a bad combination
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Penny [to comic book store owner]: What would you recommend as a gift for a 13 year old boy?
Stuart: A thirteen year old girl
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Penny [at comic book store]: Everyone's staring at me!
Leonard: Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them
Penny: Unlikely

 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Wolowitz: According to Alicia's Facebook page, she's hooking up with one of the producers on CSI.
Penny: Dead whore on TV, live one in real life.
 • Rating: Unrated

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