Penny Quotes (Page 18)
Season 2, Episode 18: "The Work Song Nanocluster"
Penny: It looks like the MySpace page of a 13 year old girl
Leonard: No it doesn't
Wolowitz: Oh please, Dateline could use it to attract predators
• Rating: Unrated
Sheldon: You'll effectively be paying yor self 5.19 per day
Penny: A day??
Sheldon: There are children in sneaker factories in Indonesia that outearn you
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I'm a physicist. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains
Penny: Who's Radiohead?
Sheldon [after twitching for a minute]: I have a working knowledge of the important things
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 16: "The Cushion Saturation"
Wolowitz [about his phone call]: Looks like I'm going to have sex tonight
Penny: His right hand is calling him?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: I'm from Nebraska. When we shoot things, it's because we want to eat em' or make them leave our boyfriends alone
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: What are we gonna do?
Leonard: We? No, no, no. You had your chance to be "we" for like a year and a half now. Right now, you are you and you are screwed.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 15: "The Maternal Capacitance"
Leonard [about his mother]: She's only been here a day and a half, and I'm seriously considering alcoholism as a new career path.
Penny: Hey, I talked to her for five minutes yesterday, and I've been half bombed ever since.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Penny: What was Leonard like when he was little?
Mrs. Hofstadter: Oh, I think you mean "young." He's always been little.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Penny [about his mom]: You can't let her get into your head
Leonard: It's too late for me, my head is her summer house
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 14: "The Financial Permeability"
Leonard: What was the plan?
Penny: Um, waitress for six months and then become a movie star.
Leonard: Was there a Plan B?
Penny: TV star.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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