Penny Quotes (Page 25)
Season 1, Episode 5: "The Hamburger Postulate"
Penny: Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello.
Leonard: Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Penny: What's the matter?
Sheldon [confused by Leonard having Leslie in his room]: I don't know what the protocol is here. Do I stay? Do I leave? Do I wait to greet them with a refreshing beverage?
Penny: Gee, Sheldon, you're asking the wrong girl. I'm usually on the other side of the tie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Can't we just go to Big Boy? They only have one burger: the Big Boy.
Penny: The Barbecue Burger is like the Big Boy.
Sheldon: Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something that's like a Big Boy?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I need your help in a matter of semiotics.
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Semiotics, the study of signs and symbols as a branch of the philosophy related to linguistics.
Penny: Okay, honey, I know you think you are explaining yourself, but you're really not
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 4: "The Luminous Fish Effect"
Penny: This is the best cobbler ever!
Mary: You know what the secret ingredient is?
Penny: Love?
Marry: Lard
• Rating: Unrated
Sheldon: This car weighs, let's say, 4,000 pounds. Now add 140 for me, 120 for you...
Penny: 120?!
Sheldon: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self-worth?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 2: "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
Leonard: If you don't have any other plans, do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon?
Penny: A marathon? Wow, how many Superman movies are there?
Sheldon: You're kidding, right?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Penny: So, what do you guys do around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: And on top of everything else, I'm all gross from moving. My stupid shower doesn't even work.
Leonard: Our shower works.
Penny: Really? Would it be totally weird if I used it?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: No!
Sheldon: No?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: No
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: I'm a vegetarian. Well, except for fish, and the occasional steak. I love steak!
Sheldon: Well, that's interesting. Leonard can't process corn
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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