Penny Quotes (Page 9)
Season 5, Episode 11: "The Speckerman Recurrence"
Penny: Oh, terrific. High school quarterback against four mathletes.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Penny: Hi. Did Sheldon change the Wi-Fi password again?
Leonard: Yeah, it's "Penny already eats our food she can pay for Wi-Fi." No spaces.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 10: "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
Bernadette: Doesn't he know you have a boyfriend?
Penny: Oh, she doesn't have a boyfriend; she has a Sheldon.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: Amy, little vixen. Just working it under all those layers of wool and polyester.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 9: "The Ornithophobia Diffusion "
Leonard: No. You always picked and it was always the same. An hour and a half of beach houses in the rain until the woman turns around and realizes love was here all along.
Penny: But, come on, that was a great movie and it starts in ten minutes.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Penny: And,remember he's more afraid of you than you are of him.
Sheldon: That doesn't help.
Penny: No, I was talking to the bird.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Leonard: Star Wars on Blu-ray.
Penny: Haven't you seen that movie like a thousand times?
Leonard: Not on Blu-ray. Only twice on Blu-ray.
Penny: Oh, Leonard.
Leonard: I know, it's high resolution sadness.
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 7: "The Good Guy Fluctuation"
Penny: It's a rough month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 6: "The Rhinitis Revelation"
Penny: Oh, they don't always get to ride the roller coaster. Sometimes they only get to spin the teacups.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 5: "The Russian Rocket Reaction"
Penny: Wil Wheaton is Sheldon's mortal enemy.
Amy: Mortal enemy?
Penny: Mm-hmm.
Amy: Sheldon, I know you are a bit of a left-handed monkey wrench but... you really have a mortal enemy?
Sheldon: In fact, I have 61 of them.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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