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Perry Cox Quotes (Page 11)

Season 5, Episode 15: "My Extra Mile"

J.D.'s Narration: The key is to be ready for it.
J.D.: I was not ready for this.
Larry: Since Carol is going to lose all of her hair in chemo, we decided to shave all of our heads now. He even agreed to do the cutting.
Dr. Cox: You're up next, there, big guy. I mean, come on. You're all in this together, right?
• Rating: Unrated

Elliot: Oh my god I treated that girl in the free clinic. She was born without nipples.
J.D.: I knew there had to be something wrong with her. She's too perfect.
Elliot: I was kidding J.D., I have never seen her in my life... Kelly Ripa!
Dr. Cox: I told you it would catch on.
J.D.: I don't think it's that funny.
• Rating: Unrated

Dr. Cox: How's that leukemia patient of yours doing?
J.D.: I'm hiding. I don't really want to be bald. I have a sneaking suspicion that it won't work for me. I think it would accentuate my spoon chest.
• Rating: Unrated

Patient: Sister Blanche. I've got a little birthday remembrance for you.
Dr. Cox: Oh. Have you, Stanley. I wasn't expecting any.
Patient: I hope you like it. You're hating this aren't you?
Dr. Cox: No, it's not that at all. It's just that I don't believe for a second that you really want me to leave. You gotta feel it. You gotta get involved. What do you-What do you people say, 'let's take it from the top'?
• Rating: Unrated

Season 5, Episode 14: "My Own Personal Hell"

Dr. Cox: As a doctor, I rarely root for the disease, but with you I find myself cheering, "Go hypercalcemia with underlying MEN syndrome. Go, go, go, go!"
• Rating: Unrated

Dr. Cox: Why me?
Dr. Kelso: I know it's a minor condition Perry but you know how things can turn.
Dr. Cox: Why? You wanted me in there because I'm the best...what Bob?
Dr. Kelso: No!
Dr. Cox: Tell me Bob, or I'll go in there and tell her you're dying to be with her a lot more often.
Dr. Kelso: (Babbling) A shabble adi frabble.
Dr. Cox: Beg you pardon?
Dr. Kelso: You're the best Doctor.
Dr. Cox: (Moved to tears) Thank you Bob, means a lot to me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

J.D.: ...you just gave me some good advice about how to deal about Elliot. Coocheecoochee coo!
Dr. Kelso: Can I fire him?
Dr. Cox: Sleep on it.
• Rating: Unrated

J.D.: Are you nude right now?
Turk: Yeah! How'd you know?
J.D.: Your voice is always higher when you're nude.
Turk: That's true.
Dr. Cox: It's not weird you know that at all.
• Rating: Unrated

Dr. Cox: Gandharoo, I need you to talk to a young pregnant black girl who will not let me call her mom.
Turk: Why would she listen to me?
Dr. Cox: I may have told her you were Kanye West.
Turk: I'm actually all right with that.
• Rating: Unrated