How is it that some people just walk through life dragging their lies with them, destroying everything they touch?

Roger Sterling: Say nothing. You are here because of Don Draper's largess.
Pete Campbell: Thank you. Thank you so much.
Roger Sterling: Now, I know that your generation went to college instead of serving, so I'll illuminate you. This man is your commanding officer. You live and die in his shadow. Understood?
Pete Campbell: (nods vigorously) I won't let you down, Don.
Roger Sterling: Jesus! Campbell...don't ever say that.

Pete: Ya know, if I had told you last December that we'd be in the running for a car, you would've kissed me on the mouth.
Don: Maybe you and I should go as a couple.

Pete: Why do they get to decide what's going to happen?
Harry: They just do.

Pete Campbell: I have ideas.
Don Draper: I'm sure you do. Sterling Cooper has more failed artists and intellectuals than the Third Reich.

Why does it have to be like this? Why can't I get anything good all at once?

He has a dream, and it's our job to make it come true.

The president is a product. Don't forget that.

Either you make it through this thing or you keep it to yourself.

Pete: What would it take to make you a Queen?
Joan: I don't think you could afford it.

Pete: We're the scrappy upstart.
Don: You don't say that to the clients do you?

He didn't ask you because he thinks you're a homo.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger