How dare you. This cannot be made good. It's shameful. It's a shameful, shameful day!

It's all about what it looks like, isn't it?

Oh it's just filled with profanity, marijuana smoking and simulated sexual acts. And a few songs.

Beth: I knew you'd show.
Pete: Because I'm pathetic?

The conversation doesn't end just because you leave the room.

Pete: What would it take to make you a Queen?
Joan: I don't think you could afford it.

It turns out he wanted something we weren't prepared to give. Something very unorthodox.

Pete: Ya know, if I had told you last December that we'd be in the running for a car, you would've kissed me on the mouth.
Don: Maybe you and I should go as a couple.

You know what Howard? Why don't you spend Thanksgiving with her? And I'll go to your house and screw your wife.

Pete: Why do they get to decide what's going to happen?
Harry: They just do.

He didn't ask you because he thinks you're a homo.

Pete: Brave words from a man on his second time around.
Don: Yeah, and if I had met her first I would've known not to throw it away.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger