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Warehouse-13

Ugh, if I give that Bellman any more money he's gonna have to claim me on my tax return.

Come on Myka, look if I had quit and left you there and you were looking at an artifact for football or porn I would help you.

I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once and had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Frederick.

Pete: Artie, this guy has no sense of humor. He doesn't laugh at the jokes.
Artie: Your jokes Pete?
Pete: Yes.
Artie: Give that a little more thought.

You know, it feels a little like my old dog just got sent to the farm and you guys are already shoving a new puppy down my throat.

Claudia: Hey Pete, that girl is really grateful to you.
Pete: Uh Huh
Claudia: And cold really, really cold. We could see how cold she was.
Pete: I gave her my jacket.

Myka: What are you doing?
Pete [noodles in mouth]: He's not going to finish it.
Myka: You really will eat anything.

Trust me pal, a "woosh and twinkle" is a lot better than a "sizzle and splat" or worse a "ZAP and kerchow!"

Wells: For a lousy kisser I thought you were smarter than that.
Pete: Right back at you, you taste as old as you are grandma!

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