Franklin & Bash

Peter Bash Quotes

Jared: Trial team group hug?
Peter: Let's do it.
Damien: No.
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Peter: Jared had his first body wax. Frankly I think he took manscaping way too far.
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Jared: You do know this guy's banging your ex?
Peter: Yes, thanks for helping me move on.
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Peter: Someone's hot for teacher.
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Nathan: I was arrested for solicitation.
Peter: You mean busted with a hooker.
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Franklin: Aliens landed.
Bash: Took Pindar's genitals back to their spaceship for research.
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Bash: Maybe if someone hadn't brought a lightsaber into a courtroom we wouldn't be grounded like ten year olds.
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Bash: So your bras fell off, your panties fell off. Not impossible your engagement ring...
Franklin: ...somehow slipped off with everything else and ended up in the girls' workout bag?
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Bash: How was it really any different than any other book club meeting?
Ms. Elliott: We don't usually get naked and do tequila shots off each others breasts.
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Franklin: Yeah, we didn't talk the entire summer Peter was at jazz camp.
Bash: Rock camp.
Franklin: With clarinets?
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