Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTPeter Bash Quotes
I'm not sure which Constitutional amendment covers the right to a beer.
Peter: Either Wendell is the best actuary in the world...
Jared: Or he's a pathological serial killer.
Peter: Dogs can sense evil.
Jared: I think that's earthquakes, Buddy.
I can't take care of a kid. I can barely take care of myself.
Peter: At the risk of sounding completely ridiculous, Twinkie?
Charlie: Breakfast of champions.
Curbside law, Pindy. Indoor furniture found outside is deemed abandoned and free to take.
Peter: You are so going to marry her.
Jared: I know.
Rachel: What kind of monster to you think I am?
Jared: Shape shifter.
Peter: Swamp demon.
Peter: Look at you doing the walk of shame here at the office.
Jared: Not walk of shame. Walk of glory.
Coleen: I took him to the room that I use for more confidential encounters.
Peter: Please don't say my room.
Colleen: Well it has a wonderful view of the canyon, honey.
Charlie: You went to college?
Peter: Best decade of my life.
Pindar: Do you guys know what spontaneous combustion means?
Peter: Latin for Pindar.
