Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXPopular Peter Griffin Quotes
Peter: Aren't you supposed to be running?
Chicken: Don't talk to me. You have a bad reputation in the chicken community.
Chris: So did you get a lot of trim on the road?
Peter: Chris, that's wildly inappropriate
Quagmire: What was Simon without Garfunkel?
Peter: Wildly successful?
Peter: Peter: My hog cannot partake in the slop this evening.
I'm glad we're staying together. Honestly, I don't know what I would do on my own. Like, I literally have no idea where food comes from. Is it that guy? Is he the food man?
Brian: Peter, what are you doing?
Peter: Playing Unga Bunga. It's the championship.
Stewie: Go away! This is why Zillow estimates our house at $4.
"I used to love Duff when I was younger, but I haven't even had it in like 13 years."
"What if Bono had been too afraid to wear sunglasses…then nobody would know about Africa!"
I'm the guy who killed your bodyguard.
Well last night me and Brian got drunk and ate the turkey, but before you get mad we also ate the salad.
Oh I will find one. I mean, you are looking at the guy who found the fountain of youth. It is very far away from here,
Oh it's not that much Lois, just infinity times what you bring home every week.
