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Peter Griffin Quotes (Page 9)

Season 8, Episode 20: "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side"

Han/Peter: Heh-heh. Look, the Giant Chicken is Boba Fett!
• Rating: Unrated

Han/Peter: Well your manage-to-keep-me-around-a-little-longer ness, it looks like you've managed to keep me around a little longer.
Leia/Lois: I assure you, I had nothing to do with it.
Han/Peter: Yeah right. I think you just can't stand to let a fat guy like me out of your sights.
Leia/Lois: [agitated] Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin' nerf herder!
Han/Peter: You can't use that word! Only we can use that word!
• Rating: Unrated

Season 8, Episode 19: "The Splendid Source"

Peter: Hispanic female doctor or gay masseuse?
Quagmire: Hispanic from Spain?
Peter: no.
Quagmire: So it's basically, "would your rather get a massage from a gay man or die?"
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Peter: Everyone, don't get too used to being around black people, cause we are going to Washington D.C.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: Cleveland?
Cleveland: Hey fellas.
Peter: Holy crap! Who knew we'd run into you, except everyone cause FOX ruined it in the promos.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: REO Speedwagon saved us several steps as they too had backtracked to hoke some extent. But when their trail had led to a bartender in Virgina, they had given up, much on the way the world has given up on them. In fact, just to kick them a couple extra bucks, here's five seconds of "Time For Me To Fly."
• Rating: Unrated

Season 8, Episode 18: "Quagmire's Dad"

Peter: Here's the deal: anything he lops off we get to bring home to Brian.
Lois: That's very green of you, Peter.
• Rating: Unrated

Lois: How do you know he's gay?
Peter: A lot of little things: the way he talks, his mannerisms, and he has the complete DVD set of Sex and the City between his butt cheeks.
Lois: Peter, no he didn't.
Peter: He had the DVD set. I was just being colorful with the rest of it.
• Rating: Unrated