Peter Hornberger Quotes (Page 2)
Season 5, Episode 2: "When It Rains, It Pours"
Pete: You got sauce on me. Ya know, neighbors who wear my exact size don't die every day!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 19: "Argus"
Pete: I'm guessing already married cat strangler.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 17: "Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter"
Pete: Tiana, Mulan, Pocahantas, Jasmine — wow, she's right!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 16: "Floyd"
Pete: It's way too early for this. I haven't even had my first cup of wine yet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "Verna"
Pete: While you were talking, I put a thumb tack in my neck. Makes me feel something.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "Winter Madness"
Pete: Also, there is no internet or Spectravision in the hotel rooms, so plan ahead gentlemen. Porn-wise.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pete: Florida ... I can rent a convertible, you can complain about the heat with elderly people.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "Secret Santa"
Pete: [to Danny] Why didn't you tell me? I had Tracy playing Josh Groban last week!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001"
Pete: [to Liz] OK, smile ... with your mouth ... wave ... like a human being!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "Audition Day"
Pete: Happy?
Liz: No, not since I was a child.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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