Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Phil Dunphy Quotes
You know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that except you don't wake up in a castle — you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
The computer and the printer must talk, talk, talk/Command P makes the picture walk, walk, walk.
Why do I have to watch a French movie, I didn't do anything wrong.
The little snowflake makes it cold, cold, cold. Set Temperature makes it hold, hold, hold...
Ordinarily I'm a rule follower, but when someone tells me I can't bring my own snacks into their stadium? That's when I get a little... nuts. It's a free country right? Let's just say it Ruffles me when some Goobers tell me I have to spend my half my PayDay on their hot dogs.
Don't be disrespectful Luke, anybody could do it with Gloria.
You're all the porn I need.
You can insult a lot of things about me - my hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises - but don't insult my selling. That crosses a line. What line? Oh, you don't see it? That's because I just sold it!
Hey, the world needs more dreamers Luke. Never stop licking things.
Luke, I am your father. That's what I said to you when you were coming out of your mom's lady parts.
Alex is teaching herself Chinese so she'll be useful when they finish buying us.
I was 11 years old. I hit ten straight fastballs in the batting cage, then my friend Jeff Sweeney took one in the groin. I yelled "ball two!" Everybody laughed. That's when I knew I was funny.
