Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Phil Dunphy Quotes
Haley you're not quitting, you're resigning it sounds better.
A wise and insightful old hippie, a Jeff Bridges old hippie.
It's Luke's career day. I thought I'd offer the kids a chance to put their face on my body.
In this scenario he's the Tonya and I'm the Nancy!
Claire: You have dumb ideas.
Phil: Name one...that went on for awhile.
You've just gotta tell him man to man, woman to man, you're very shapely.
I know that tone. You're making a point.
Claire: We're gonna pass into legend. The parents who canceled Christmas.
Phil: I thought you'd be happy.
Claire: They'll write songs about us. They'll make a Christmas special with those ugly little clay pieces.
Claire: Do you remember when summer meant fireflies, cut off shorts, and ice cream trucks?
Phil: Well we got one out of three!
Phil: Little heads up, there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.
Claire: Phil you cried on the way here.
Hey I see a couple of old people, this isn't one of those catheter commercials is it? Because if it gets too descriptive I'm gonna start to squirm. Oooh I just did it to myself.
Phil: Remember before we had kids and could just lie in bed all Saturday?
Claire: That's how we got them.
Phil: Why did I have to be so sexy?
