Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Phil Dunphy Quotes
Tell me it was about booze, cheating, physical abuse - no problem. I'm a monogamous social drinker and Claire only sleep-hits me.
I love you when you're human.
I have three kids and at least one of them is going to college. Worst case scenario, they all go!
Buffalo Phil. Worth the wait.
Phil: Goodbye Dunphy Christmas. Haley, I guess you're not getting that car.
Haley: I was getting a car?
Phil: No, I was lying. Because that's what Dunphys do now, we're liars.
You look hot enough to cook a pizza on... in.
You know why else he's gonna be ok? Because somewhere out there is a little girl who's making lists and labeling bins...and he's gonna find her.
I remember the speech that won me treasurer of my high school spanish club. "Mi nombre es filipe."
Phil: Just to be clear, I'm not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
Claire: What?!?
Happy Valenbirthuhhhversary!
"My wife won't let me go to Vegas." Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to a group of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic taunt.
How awesome are people?
