Phil Dunphy Quotes (Page 8)
Season 3, Episode 9: "Punkin Chunkin"
Phil: Quick, what's my favorite hospital food? Jellooo.
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Phil: If I had a son I'd want him to be like Kenneth.
Claire: You do have a son.
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Phil: Why hug when you can manshake?
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Season 3, Episode 8: "After the Fire"
Phil: I have three kids and at least one of them is going to college. Worst case scenario, they all go!
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Phil: I know you were reluctant to get that massage, but I think we can both agree it had a happy ending.
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Phil: Okay, I'm wonder woman.
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Season 3, Episode 7: "Treehouse"
Phil: You know who can't climb trees?
Luke: Raccoons?
Phil: Worries. Raccoons can and will so don't leave food up here.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Phil: Did I just say wife gets in the way? Cause sometimes I do that.
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Season 3, Episode 6: "Go Bullfrogs!"
Phil: When I talk to my old friends from college do we croak or do we bark?
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Season 3, Episode 5: "Hit and Run"
Phil Dunphy: I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women.
Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams… Wait a minute.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
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