Phil Dunphy Quotes
Phil: It's coming from the future and it ain't pretty.
Haley: I don't understand, in the future I'm not pretty?
A wise and insightful old hippie, a Jeff Bridges old hippie.
Haley you're not quitting, you're resigning it sounds better.
Phil: What did I say about eating things for money?
Luke: Charge the most and people will think you're worth it.
There is no guy, I'm the guy.
Oh quick, nature's surefire sunburn remedy- aloe!
I'm not sure how that guy got to be a professor if he was stupid enough to dump you.
I should get going, my allergies are starting to cry.
Everybody who I did not create, get out of my house right now.
I think I may have been being too sexy.
I'm sorry for dozens of things everyday that actually happen, if I start apologizing for things that don't happen how productive of a person would I be?
Don't ever ask me about my business Claire.