Phil Dunphy Quotes (Page 9)
Season 2, Episode 14: "Bixby's Back"
Phil: You look hot enough to cook a pizza on... in.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Baby doll, I've been lying to my wife for 16 years.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: I'll be upstairs, Clive, don't take too long.
Phil: I never do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 13: "Caught in the Act"
Phil [on sex]: It's like your shaking hands, but you're not using your hands. At all.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Claire: We need a game plan, we need to map out exactly what we are going to say, because that is the only way I will be able to hold it together while our babies look at us with judgment and disgust.
Phil: That's how they always look at us.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Claire, we're not your parents; we're in much better shape.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Forgive me for thinking your zesty performance deserves some praise!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: We were, as they say, having sex.
Claire: That's not a euphemism. That's actually what we were doing.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 12: "Our Children, Ourselves"
Phil: While Claire watched one of the most highly-acclaimed films of the year, I sat through a badly made schlock-fest, with absolutely no redeeming value - and it was awesome!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Why do I have to watch a French movie, I didn't do anything wrong.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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