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Modern-family

She feels great. Her spirits are high, the whole family's high. There's your headline.

Phil: I'm just excited. After today you're going to be a councilwoman and I'm going to be a first husband.
Claire: If you don't stop filming, you're going to be MY first husband.

Our daughter might be going to college!!!

I'm like a boxer before a fight, that's why I didn't have sex with Claire last night.

It happened. Satan's trifecta. The day I most dreaded had fallen on the day I most loved.

You're going to have Cam's baby just to avoid it being weird?

I think we're all having a baby!

Good to see you Betty Luke.

You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but only I can make her laugh.

He got divorced and his whole life opened up. Guy's living the dream.

Phil: All over YouTube.
Claire: It went viral.
Phil: Some sicko auto-tunned me.

Phil: Someday I'll be walking you down the aisle.
Haley: Not if you're in perv jail.

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Modern Family Quotes

Comfort is not everything. My toes have been numb since my Quinceanera.

Gloria

You can’t do this. We’re a danger to ourselves. We’re a family of fire starters, poison eaters, and online prostitutes.

Phil
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