Philip J. Fry Quotes
Hermes: People, as company bureaucrat, I will today be performing the annual performance review - with a twist!
Fry: Oh no, the firing tie!
Hermes: Correct. I will be evaluating each of you, and the lowest-rated employee - possibly Zoidberg - will be fired at sundown. Zoidberg.
Zoidberg: Hohohohoho. Classic Hermes.
Kif: And she doesn't even want to cuddle any more, she just wants to hit me with various chairs.
Fry: You're lucky. I can't even get Leela to verbally abuse me.
Fry: Bender, you wanna go out and do something?
Bender: Oh, so now I'm your last resort booty call, huh? Okay, let's go!
Leela: It's time to get on with your life.
Morris: But she was my life:
Bender: Awww.
Fry: [silence]
Leela: [silence]
Bender: What?
Leela: Who wants to help me break in to the hospital in Kenya?
Fry: I'll come, as long as there's no xenophobes there. [shudders]
Bender: I wanna come too!
Leela: You? Why?
Bender: To prove I can put divisive partisan politics aside to participate in a break-in!
Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!
Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.
Fry: I hope you're not too mad at me Leela, for tearing your arm off and all.
Leela: I can't be mad, I'm on way too many painkillers. Plus, you were willing to sacrifice yourself so I could live. I mean, you failed. Miserably. But you're the only person who loves me enough to try.
I wish I could remember with my boobs.
Leela: Well, it wasn't a bad life, if only I could get back that time I spent watching Tron: Legacy.
Fry: Leela, I've made up my mind. Before we die, I'm going to find and destroy every remaining copy of Tron: Legacy. It may take a couple of hours, but...
Fry: Scruffy, do you have any varmint grease?
Scruffy: What viscosity you need?
Allow me, my lady. Shall we go a-trousering?
Leela: Uh, Fry. You're glowing like the Human Torch on prom night.
Amy: Shouldn't you be standing on a rocky post somewhere preventing shipwrecks?
Fry: Nice. Hate me because of the brightness of my skin.
