Philip J. Fry Quotes
Fry: So I went to the bathroom and my pee was green! Pretty neat, huh?
Hermes: I was wondering who Shreked in the toilet!
Bev: If you're looking for a smelly old can of booze, go look in the mirror.
Fry: Aw, snap!
Wow, you can talk? Shut up and give me a Slurm Loco!
I've got an ace up my hole!
Leela: Hey Fry, I know something you could lay bare.
Fry: Leela! Shhh! I'm trying to listen to a Physics lecture.
You and I are enemies now!
Leela: I guess I'm just feeling uneasy about us being so on again/off again.
Fry: Maybe it's none of my business but if it were up to me we'd be on all the time and I mean all the time.
I miss the old illiterate Bender.
Hideout? Bender, are you becoming some kind of super villain?
He already survived in the vacuum of my mom.
Zoidberg: I'm afraid Fry lost a lot of juice he's developed Simpsons Jaundice.
Fry: Ay Karamba!
Stop complaining my body rejected your liver and now I've got Garfield syndrome. I hate Mondays.
