Friends

Phoebe Buffay Quotes (Page 33)

Monica: I hate men! I hate men!
Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe.
Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
Phoebe: All right, come here, gimme your feet. (Starts massaging them)
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison. And I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. (To Rachel) So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. (Pause)
Ross: (To Rachel) The word you're looking for is "anyway."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phoebe: Wait! Does he eat chalk? Just 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: Ooh... I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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