Phyllis Vance Quotes (Page 10)
Season 2, Episode 1: "The Dundies"
Jim: I think those might be empty.
Pam: No, no, 'cuz the ice melts, and then it's like second drink.
• Rating: Unrated
Pam: [accepting Dundie for Whitest Shoes] So, um, finally I want to thank God, because God gave me this Dundie, and I feel God in this Chili's tonight...
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Pam: You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away from but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.
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Michael: This year's "Busiest Beaver" award goes to Phyllis Lapin!
Phyllis: This says "Bushiest Beaver."
Michael: I told them "Busiest"... idiots.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 5: "Basketball"
Pam: Maybe Angela would cheerlead.
Michael: Oh, yeah right.
Phyllis: I'll do it.
Michael: Oh, yuck, that's worse than you playing.
• Rating: Unrated
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