Pierce Hawthorne Quotes
Pierce: My name is Pierce Hawthorne, and yes, that's Hawthorne as in "Hawthorne Wipes," the award-winning most towelette.
Jeff: I was just gonna ask.
Sexually harassing? That makes no sense to me. Why would I harass someone that turns me on?
Pierce: Abed the Arab? Is that inappropriate?
Abed: This is kinda like Breakfast Club, right?
Pierce: Is there breakfast?