Pierce: My name is Pierce Hawthorne, and yes, that's Hawthorne as in "Hawthorne Wipes," the award-winning most towelette.
Jeff: I was just gonna ask.

Sexually harassing? That makes no sense to me. Why would I harass someone that turns me on?

Pierce: Abed the Arab? Is that inappropriate?
Abed: Sure.

Abed: This is kinda like Breakfast Club, right?
Pierce: Is there breakfast?

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Abed

Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage?

Britta