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We're all kind of crazytown banana pants.

How about Pierce Hawthorne and the Greendale six?

Let's burn this mother down!

Sounds like this is a game changing day for all of us. I almost sat on my balls, but at the last minute, I adjusted.

I used a pneumonic device. "Kevin Come Over For Gay Sex."

How come I'm not best friends with anyone in the group?

Pierce: I assume you are familiar with the Greendale bylaws.
Dean Pelton: I am not.

Will someone please call all the ambulances?

Pierce: The question is who am I doing this weekend?
Jeff: He's asking because he's already forgotten. It's nobody.

How long was I out? Is Napster still a thing?

Oh no, you're not letting some slumlord take your your hard earned money. I'll fix it. I used to do that kind of thing all the time when I was a slumlord.

Bitches is gay talk for friends.

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Annie: The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like, 'Let's blow off steam,' and it's trains!
Chang: I have an idea!
Annie: Chang, your last idea was to murder.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.

Troy
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