Pierce Hawthorne Quotes
We're all kind of crazytown banana pants.
How about Pierce Hawthorne and the Greendale six?
Let's burn this mother down!
Sounds like this is a game changing day for all of us. I almost sat on my balls, but at the last minute, I adjusted.
I used a pneumonic device. "Kevin Come Over For Gay Sex."
How come I'm not best friends with anyone in the group?
Pierce: I assume you are familiar with the Greendale bylaws.
Dean Pelton: I am not.
Will someone please call all the ambulances?
Pierce: The question is who am I doing this weekend?
Jeff: He's asking because he's already forgotten. It's nobody.
How long was I out? Is Napster still a thing?
Oh no, you're not letting some slumlord take your your hard earned money. I'll fix it. I used to do that kind of thing all the time when I was a slumlord.
Bitches is gay talk for friends.
