Pierce Hawthorne Quotes (Page 2)
Season 3, Episode 20: "Digital Estate Planning"
Pierce: White crystal, do you think dad was into meth?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 22: "Introduction to Finality"
Pierce: Don't use gay as a derogatory term. Boo-yeah! Good person.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "Curriculum Unavailable"
Pierce: We're all kind of crazytown banana pants.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 18: "Course Listing Unavailable"
Pierce: How about Pierce Hawthorne and the Greendale six?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pierce: Let's burn this mother down!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Virtual Systems Analysis"
Pierce: Sounds like this is a game changing day for all of us. I almost sat on my balls, but at the last minute, I adjusted.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pierce: I used a pneumonic device. "Kevin Come Over For Gay Sex."
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 15: "Origins of Vampire Mythology"
Pierce: How come I'm not best friends with anyone in the group?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 13: "Digital Exploration of Interior Design"
Pierce: I assume you are familiar with the Greendale bylaws.
Dean Pelton: I am not.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts"
Pierce: Will someone please call all the ambulances?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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