Pierce Hawthorne Quotes (Page 7)
Season 2, Episode 2: "Accounting for Lawyers"
Pierce: Did you know there's an island in Indonesia where you can hunt people?
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Season 2, Episode 1: "Anthropology 101"
Troy: I'm just sharing what you say.
Pierce: Yeah? Well, what if I share all the stuff you say? He thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
Troy: There's no way to disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?
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Pierce: Anthropology? Why study my ancient ancestors when we can just study the primitive races like Eskimos or Italians.
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Pierce: Look at us, living together, driving together. We're like Batman and Shaft!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Pierce: I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival... but fair warning, it's my penis.
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Season 1, Episode 24: "Pascal's Triangle Revisited"
Pierce: I say things others won't. That has value.
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Pierce: It's called a beer bong. You're not supposed to inhale, though — I almost died outside.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 22: "Modern Warfare"
Jeff: There's no "Britta and Jeff."
Pierce: ... he said, fully erect.
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Troy: I want TBD. Is that new?
Pierce: If it's what I think, I had it for about a month in the '70s.
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Pierce [to Jeff, regarding Britta]: Just pork her and move on. That's how we did it in my day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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