Principal Skinner Quotes (Page 2)
Season 21, Episode 13: "The Color Yellow"
Ralph: Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is over.
Principal Skinner: One of your best Ralph.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 7: "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
Skinner: It will be featured in the fifth grade play of the Crucible.
Superintendent Chalmers: Good seats still available and by that I mean seats in the back where you can fall asleep.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 6: "Pranks and Greens"
Skinner: Bart Simpson, that is a rebuilt Yugoslavian engine and there's not even a Yugoslavia anymore. Bring it back at once.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 4: "Treehouse of Horror XX"
Principal Skinner: Lisa Simpson in detention? My horoscope told me I'd see something interesting today, but I thought that'd be the horoscope itself
• Rating: Unrated
Season 20, Episode 6: "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
Superintendent Chalmers: I'm a bit of a crossword head myself. They help me relax after a day of having to deal with... Skinner!
Principal Skinner: You called?
Superintendent Chalmers: Made reference.
Principal Skinner: My mistake.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 20, Episode 2: "Lost Verizon"
Principal Skinner: I can't believe I'm out of gas. I put in one dollar of gas and I've only driven ninety cents.
Agnes Skinner: You had to drive with the windows open, didn't you, Rockefeller?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 20, Episode 1: "Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes"
(Principal Skinner treats Superintendent Chalmers to dinner at his home.)
Superintendent Chalmers: Seymour, those string beans were cooked to perfection. After 20 years, I am finally starting to like you.
Principal Skinner: Just wait for dessert, sir. I made it with you in mind.
Superintendent Chalmers: Outstanding. I'll just shut my eyes and let you place it before me.
(Selma's erotic cake accidentally flies in through the window and lands on the table in front of Chalmers and Skinner and the two recoil in horror when they see it.)
Agnes: (from upstairs) Seymour! What's going on? I'm coming down there!
Superintendent Chalmers: Quick! We'll have to eat from each end. We'll know we're safe when our lips meet in the middle.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 19, Episode 18: "Any Given Sundance"
Principal Skinner: (to Lisa) Seymour Skinner never puts all his eggs in one basket. That's why they call me "Two Basket Skinner." (pause) What? They do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 19, Episode 14: "Dial N For Nerder"
Principal Skinner: Martin Prince was known by many names. Martin Priss, Martin Princess, Fartsin Prince, Martin the Brown-Nose Reindeer...
Dolph: That was mine.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 19, Episode 13: "The Debarted"
(After the Diet Coke and Mentos explosion.)
Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner! (Pause) Skinner?
Principal Skinner: I'm alright, sir.
Superintendent Chalmers: Don't ever scare me like that again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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