Puck Quotes
Season 4, Episode 19: "Sweet Dreams"
Puck: [to Finn] Dude, I'm just here for my bro, some brews, and the bountiful Bettys. I love college!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 11: "Sadie Hawkins"
Puck: One night with me and I'll have you studying for your Bat Mitzvah.
Kitty: Not a chance. I like bacon too much.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Kitty: You want to keep me away from your brother? Give me a big old yarn ball of muscles to distract me.
Puck: Aren't you underage?
Kitty: I have a fake I.D.
Puck: Good enough for me.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Puck: [to Jake] I had every flavor of Cheerio you can imagine. Original. Honey Nut. Did it really mean anything? No.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "Glee, Actually"
Puck: Merry Hanukkah, dude.
Jake: Right back at you, bro.
• Rating: Unrated
Puck: Hey! One Puckerman just ate your lunch! What do you think's gonna happen when we unload two barrels of Puckshot into your ugly mugs?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "Thanksgiving"
Quinn: Home for the holidays, just like we promised.
Finn: Guys, I...
Puck: Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass. Group hug!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "Britney 2.0"
Puck: [to Jake] I know what it feels like to be scared that you're not important, or smart, or worth anything. We had the same dad, bro.
• Rating: Unrated
Puck: [to Jake] You think you're a badass? Nailing a bunch of chicks and beating up some punks in the cafeteria? I'm the original badass. I had my first threesome at seven, and once, I beat up a police horse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 22: "Goodbye"
Puck: C-! That's a Puckerman A+! I'm graduating!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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