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Glee

That sweater’s legit.

Well, once you’ve seen a baby come out of girl’s magic garden everything else is easily acceptable.

Have you noticed how hot I look in my uniform?

The past is dead to me. Except for maybe just one thing.

Coach Beiste: He's dead. And all we've got left is his voice in our head. I'm sorry, but it's time. You've gotta be your own quarterback.
Puck: Do you think we could retire his number. Kurt has his letterman jacket. Maybe we could frame it or something. Put it up in here. Other kids should know who he was years from now.

What chance do I have of not being an idiot and hurting people without him to remind me who I really am?

Coach Beiste: You're drunk.
Puck: You're beautiful.
Coach Beiste: You puke in my locker room, you're cleaning it up.

[to Finn] Dude, I'm just here for my bro, some brews, and the bountiful Bettys. I love college!

Puck: One night with me and I'll have you studying for your Bat Mitzvah.
Kitty: Not a chance. I like bacon too much.

Kitty: You want to keep me away from your brother? Give me a big old yarn ball of muscles to distract me.
Puck: Aren't you underage?
Kitty: I have a fake I.D.
Puck: Good enough for me.

[to Jake] I had every flavor of Cheerio you can imagine. Original. Honey Nut. Did it really mean anything? No.

Puck: Merry Hanukkah, dude.
Jake: Right back at you, bro.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn
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