Tina: Is it really so crazy for a girl to ask a boy for his hand in marriage these days?
Artie: When you're not even dating the boy?
Puck: Yes, it is.

That sweater’s legit.

Well, once you’ve seen a baby come out of girl’s magic garden everything else is easily acceptable.

Have you noticed how hot I look in my uniform?

The past is dead to me. Except for maybe just one thing.

Coach Beiste: He's dead. And all we've got left is his voice in our head. I'm sorry, but it's time. You've gotta be your own quarterback.
Puck: Do you think we could retire his number. Kurt has his letterman jacket. Maybe we could frame it or something. Put it up in here. Other kids should know who he was years from now.

What chance do I have of not being an idiot and hurting people without him to remind me who I really am?

Coach Beiste: You're drunk.
Puck: You're beautiful.
Coach Beiste: You puke in my locker room, you're cleaning it up.

[to Finn] Dude, I'm just here for my bro, some brews, and the bountiful Bettys. I love college!

Puck: One night with me and I'll have you studying for your Bat Mitzvah.
Kitty: Not a chance. I like bacon too much.

Kitty: You want to keep me away from your brother? Give me a big old yarn ball of muscles to distract me.
Puck: Aren't you underage?
Kitty: I have a fake I.D.
Puck: Good enough for me.

[to Jake] I had every flavor of Cheerio you can imagine. Original. Honey Nut. Did it really mean anything? No.

Glee Quotes

You know, a great big fat person once stood on this stage and told a group of a dozen or so nerds in hideous disco outfits that glee, by its very definition, is about opening yourself up to joy. Now it's no secret that for a long time I thought that was a load of hooey. As far as I could see the glee club was nothing but a place where a bunch of cowardly losers go to sing their troubles away and delude themselves into thinking that they live in a world that cares one iota about their hopes and dreams, totally divorced from the harsh reality that in the real world there's not much more to hope for than disappointment, heartbreak, and failure. And you know what. I was exactly right. Thats exactly what glee club is. But I was wrong about the cowardly part. What I finally realized, now that I'm well into my late thirties, it takes a lot of bravery to look around you and see the world not as it is but as it should be. A world where the quarterback becomes best friends with the gay kid, and the girl with the big nose ends up on Broadway. Finding the courage to open up your heart and sing about it. That's what glee club is. And for the longest time I thought that was silly, and now I think it's just about the bravest thing that anyone could do.

Sue

Glee Club is officially over. Thank you guys. It’s been an honor.

Will