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Glee

That sweater’s legit.

Well, once you’ve seen a baby come out of girl’s magic garden everything else is easily acceptable.

Have you noticed how hot I look in my uniform?

The past is dead to me. Except for maybe just one thing.

Coach Beiste: He's dead. And all we've got left is his voice in our head. I'm sorry, but it's time. You've gotta be your own quarterback.
Puck: Do you think we could retire his number. Kurt has his letterman jacket. Maybe we could frame it or something. Put it up in here. Other kids should know who he was years from now.

What chance do I have of not being an idiot and hurting people without him to remind me who I really am?

Coach Beiste: You're drunk.
Puck: You're beautiful.
Coach Beiste: You puke in my locker room, you're cleaning it up.

[to Finn] Dude, I'm just here for my bro, some brews, and the bountiful Bettys. I love college!

Puck: One night with me and I'll have you studying for your Bat Mitzvah.
Kitty: Not a chance. I like bacon too much.

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