Rachel Berry Quotes (Page 9)
Season 1, Episode 21: "Funk"
Rachel: Do it. Break it like you broke my heart.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 20: "Theatricality"
Rachel: My dads are moving my therapist into our spare room.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Rachel: When I was little and I was sad, my dads would bring me a glass of water. It got to a point where I didn't know if I was sad or thirsty.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 19: "Dream On"
Rachel: I came in first place.
Jesse: You were eight months old.
Rachel: I was very musically verbal.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rachel: Do you wanna hear my research that proves my mother is Bernadette Peters?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 18: "Laryngitis"
Rachel: I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Rachel: I have chosen Miley Cyrus' "The Climb" because it's about overcoming obstacles and beating the odds. In my case, the obstacle is you: my lackluster teammates who refuse to carry their own weight.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 17: "Bad Reputation"
Puck: Jesse will never fully know what it means like to be a Jew.
Rachel: I'm ironically turned on by your bad boy image, but let's keep this professional.
Puck: I'm outta here. Why should I stay if there's no chance of making out?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rachel: Rachel Berry is about to get musically promiscuous.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rachel: In this age of celebrity sex tapes, a good reputation does no good at all.
• Rating: Unrated
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