Howard: Well, we appear to have reached an impasse. And, you know, I have to say, I thought you'd be more upset that your laptop is sitting on my junk.
Raj: I didn't pick up on that. That's a nice touch.

Raj: Okay, here's another one: if a zombie bites a vampire, and the vampire bites a human, does the human become a vampire or a zombie? Or, a zompire?

Oh, Hallow-weenies!

Ain't no party like a Koothra-party.

It's like we both had these holes in our lives, but now we fill each other's holes.

I'm in her head. Let the dance begin.

Stuart: Watch out ladies: a little coffee and cream coming your way.
Raj: In case you didn't follow that, I'm the coffee.

Raj: Stuart, you want to hang out tomorrow night? Maybe grab a bite to eat or catch a late movie?
Stuart: Yeah, I would like to, but I'm a little light on funds.
Raj: No problem. My treat, I'll swing by after work.
Stuart: [watches Raj leave] I could do worse.

Raj: What are you drinking?
Stuart: Coffee liquor in a Chewbacca mug. I call it a Sadtini.

Raj: Sorry I started without you. I'm a little nervous. It's been a long time since I've been on a date.
Amy: I can't believe I bleached my mustache for this.

Right now, Howard is staring down on our planet like a Jewish Greek god - "Zuesawitz".

Bernadette: I love that man.
Raj: Me too.

TBBT Quotes

Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.


(Singing) Thor and Dr Jones, Thor and Dr. Jones. One plays with lightening, the other plays with bones.

Howard and Raj