Rajesh "Raj" Koothrappali Quotes (Page 3)
Season 6, Episode 15: "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation"
Raj: Oh my God. She's not going to bathe me, is she?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Raj: How do you sleep in these things? Silk pajamas on satin sheets, I slid out of the bed like 3 times.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: I didn't know you can have a cyst inside a cyst.
Mrs. Wolowitz: The doctor said they were like Russian nesting dolls.
• Rating: Unrated
Raj: Dump her? What did he use? A fork lift?
• Rating: Unrated
Raj: Way to make lemonade. You know from around the corner where fudge is made.
• Rating: Unrated
Howard: They spent a ton of money developing this dandruff medication that had the horrible side effect of anal leakage.
Raj: Is there a good anal leakage?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 14: "The Cooper/Kripke Inversion"
Raj: Aren't you gonna to eat lunch?
Howard: Nah, I blew my food allowance on Pokemon cards?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: Oh, okay, great. Now, I can look like Val Kilmer as Batman, instead of Val Kilmer as he looks today.
Howard: All right, you can suck it in a little bit.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: It worked. We printed a whistle.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 13: "The Bakersfield Expedition"
Raj: Are they actually arguing about comic books?
Leonard: No, that can't be right.
Howard: Maybe "Thor's Hammer" is a new color of nail polish.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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