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What is wrong with me? Why can't I ever have love? I'm unlovable.

If you wear something brown and sit on the couch, they won't even know you're there.

Raj: Okay, I have a request to make.
Amy: And now he can talk. I want to cut open your brain and see what the heck is going on in there.

I like you a lot and that's scary for me. Mostly because you're a proven flight risk.

You're right. I should finish the game. I take my plus-one longsword stab myself in the face with it. I'm dead. I've got a date with a girl. Bye!

We have a new rule if no one talks for three minutes you can just hang up. I'm so into her.

Howard: Classy dog.
Raj: Yes. Also, don't forget to close the toilet or she'll drink out of it.
Howard: I feel for ya I have a psychotic mommy, too.

Howard: Why don't you put her in a kennel?
Raj: Why don't you put your mother in a home?
Howard: To be honest, she'd do better in the kennel.

Well, that all stinks. No wonder you all got cancelled. Bye.

Sheldon
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