Ralph Wiggum Quotes
Season 23, Episode 6: "The Book Job"
Ralph: I wanna go back inside mommy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 13: "The Blue and the Gray"
Ralph: Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 3: "MoneyBart"
Lisa: Players play and managers manage.
Ralph: Do alligators alligate?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ralph: I caught a white apple.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 20: "To Surveil With Love"
Principal Skinner: Ralph Wiggum will be standing in for your lectern.
Ralph: I'm a furniture.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 18: "Chief of Hearts"
Bart: How'd a pull up like you get a great card like that?
Ralph: My not-dead grandma sent it from Tokyo.
Bart: Ralph, I will play you for that card.
Ralph: Okay, but if I win, you'll have to teach me how to play this game
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 15: "Stealing First Base"
Michelle Obama: That's right, Lisa, as an avid organic gardner I've read your blog.
Lisa: Flotus1 is First Lady of the United States, one.
Michelle Obama: Yes, I wanted just flotus, but someone had it.
Ralph: That's me because I swim with my flotuses on.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Ralph: I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 13: "The Color Yellow"
Ralph: Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is over.
Principal Skinner: One of your best Ralph.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 9: "Thursdays with Abie"
Ralph: Clouds are God's sneezes.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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