Life on Mars

Ray Carling Quotes

Season 1, Episode 6: "Tuesday's Dead"

Ray: You OK with this, Loot?
Gene: Give him what he needs.
Ray: All right, I'll get the damn bus. I'll get the damn plane ... just in time to fly his cold corpse right to the morgue.
Gene: My thoughts exactly.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1, Episode 5: "Things to Do in New York When You Think You're Dead"

Ray: I got a pair of pliers and hammer in my desk. I play the handyman. You play the busted radiator.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1, Episode 3: "My Maharishi is Bigger than Your Maharishi"

Ray: Shut your bazoo. 1968 called. It wants its dashiki back.
• Rating: Unrated

Ray: Look at these clowns. Too molly for their hometowns, so they come here. Thought Nixon ending the war was gonna put an end to this freak show.
Sam: This counterculture, Ray, will one day be looked upon as a time when a politicized youth rebelled against the excesses of the Vietnam war, the excesses of corporate arrogance, and the excesses of racial intolerance.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1, Episode 2: "The Real Adventures of the Unreal Sam Tyler"

Gene: (after Trent begins to drown) All right. Get him out, Chris.
Chris: Well, I can't swim.
Gene: Ray?
Ray: I took some lessons when I was a kid... they didn't stick.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1, Episode 1: "Out Here in the Fields"