I got a pair of pliers and hammer in my desk. I play the handyman. You play the busted radiator.

Ray: You OK with this, Loot?
Gene: Give him what he needs.
Ray: All right, I'll get the damn bus. I'll get the damn plane ... just in time to fly his cold corpse right to the morgue.
Gene: My thoughts exactly.

Shut your bazoo. 1968 called. It wants its dashiki back.

Ray: Look at these clowns. Too molly for their hometowns, so they come here. Thought Nixon ending the war was gonna put an end to this freak show.
Sam: This counterculture, Ray, will one day be looked upon as a time when a politicized youth rebelled against the excesses of the Vietnam war, the excesses of corporate arrogance, and the excesses of racial intolerance.

Gene: (after Trent begins to drown) All right. Get him out, Chris.
Chris: Well, I can't swim.
Gene: Ray?
Ray: I took some lessons when I was a kid... they didn't stick.

I have an ass that can fart every Peter, Paul & Mary song ever recorded.

Life on Mars Quotes

If I'd wanted to be this bored, I'd go to Mass with the missus and her miserable mother.

Gene

I have an ass that can fart every Peter, Paul & Mary song ever recorded.

Ray Carling