I don't know what I'm doin' but I do know I was happiest with you so I'm asking ya, what do I do? Tell me what to do to get you back.

I'm a father. I'm a coach. I'm a teacher. And I used to be a pretty good husband. And if I get another shot at it, I'm not gonna screw it up this time.

Ray: I need to take a break from this business.
Lenore: Why? Did your dick break?

Jess: I have to go.
Ray: Do you wanna go?
Jess: No.

I thought you were different. I thought you were a good person. And I thought you were pretty fucking cool. And you know what? You turned out to be none of those things.

I watched the ball fly and I watched it fade, and everything stopped. And as home grew closer and my team waited there for me to cross the plate I realized...that my shoulder was f*cking killing me.

Ray: You ever think Ron, maybe she's allergic to you?
Ronnie: Fuck you!

Jessica: Don't you wanna know why I'm unhappy?
Ray: You're unhappy?

Ray: Once an eagle scout, always an eagle scout.
Jessica: You were never an eagle scout.
Ray: Clearly I got my beaver trap merit badge.

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