Ray Drecker Quotes
Ray: I don't know about that woman, ya know. She's got red eyes. Like a rat.
Jessica: She does not have red eyes. She has red hair.
Ray: Alright, same difference.
Ray: It's okay if it was me you wanted to piss on.
Damon: I didn't want to piss on you dad. I just drank a lot of pop.
No offense, but I don't think a bunch of beret-wearing strangers is what my kid needs right now.
Tanya: I think I can see what he was going for. The plate of home, a place called home. He was releasing his anger in a non-violent way.
Ray: He was releasing alright...I don't know about anger.
Jessica: As you know, I'm not easy to be married to.
Ray: You were okay.
Damon: Pauly K calls me Gaymon.
Ray: What? Well that kid just got benched.
Darby: Do you ever wonder what kind of guy Dad would be like in high school? Paul Kosenevick.
Ray: What? Pauly K? I was never a shortstop.
A date night with your kids...and your ex-mother in law, and some random Polish lady.
Claire: So you really have had sex with a pregnant woman before?
Ray: Yeah... a lot.
Ray: What about these clenched hands?
Lenore: To me that represents fisting Ray. It tells me it's time for you to change up your repertoire.
Tanya: Don't you wanna bring happiness to the world on some level?
Ray: Sure. But for now, I'll settle for employment.
I used to have a family. I used to have a wife, kids, a house, a job. Now, well, now I have my dick. A dick and a dream. If that's not the American way, what is?
