Favorite Ray Hueston Quotes
When I get high I realize that I clench my anus.
Leah: Her name's Allison. She's a radical vegan.
Lisa: I know a lot of radical vegans. She must be really lonely.
Ray: It's a Subaru - fully automatic.
George: What's a Subaru?
Jonathan: Oh my God! What is that?
Ray: I've got long foreskin. Not everybody is Jewish ya know.
I'll tell you who let the dogs out.
I'm so glad that possibly my last erection is with you.
George
I never should have started dating a woman with kids. I have to be the only child in a woman's life.
Jonathan: I'm really hung over from that vodka.
Ray: Well, you gotta write something. I did my best work hung over. I have less brain cells to confuse the issue.
Leah: I'm proud of you for going to therapy. (kisses Ray who doesn't kiss back)
Ray: I'm sorry, I can't tonight. That guy eviscerated me. My penis is totally recessed.
Leah: What?!
Ray: When I was a little kid, I used to like to push my penis in to make it look like it disappeared. Today, it happened all by itself.
If he sticks a pencil in my twat and I feel it, I'm going to regret this.
(to Leah) I'm sorry about the other night. You know with you're lover with the orange pubes.
George: We gotta go. We'll be seven minutes early.
Ray: That's hardly a surprise.
