Jonathon: I can help people.
Ray: Are you delusional?

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I have a real phobia around my ass.

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Ray: You can't do that. That's illegal.
Jonathan: I say that I'm not license. And that makes it more legal... ish.

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I never should have started dating a woman with kids. I have to be the only child in a woman's life.

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• Added: September 16, 2009