Richard Webber Quotes
MARK: "Has anybody seen Addison?"
RICHARD: "Uh, sheâ€™s gone."
RICHARD: "She took a leave of absence."
RICHARD: "Go away!"
ADDISON: "But we can help!"
PRESTON: [to Addison] "No, WE can help."
ADDISON: "What's that supposed to mean?"
PRESTON: "He doesn't have any woman parts."
MARK: "'Iâ€™m a friendly guy?'"
MARK: "She pressed 5 and got off at 3. Sheâ€™d rather walk up two flights of stairs than flirt with you. Hell, sheâ€™d rather climb up the outside of the building."
RICHARD: "I wasnâ€™t flirting."
MARK: "Youâ€™re telling me!"
RICHARD: "Sloan. You brought me to a bar. You know I donâ€™t drink."
MARK: "Which is perfect. Better to keep your mind sharp. Let the ladies do the drinking."
RICHARD: "Addison, I wouldnâ€™t know where to start."
ADDISON: "Ask me to dance."
RICHARD: "Well, thereâ€™s no dance floor."
ADDISON: "So? Ask me anyway."
RICHARD: "Well, you think about it. I mean, when youâ€™re married you like to think you still have game."
ADDISON: "Practice on me."
RICHARD: "Iâ€™m sorry?"
ADDISON: "Markâ€™s right. I mean, heâ€™s wrong about so many things, but he is right about this. You need to get back out there. So, practice."
RICHARD: "The last time I tried to pick up a woman I had a Harvey Wallbanger in one hand and an afro pick in the other."
ADDISON: "Oh, Richard."
MARK: "Not just surgery, but chief of surgery!"
RICHARD: "Um, well, not for much longer."
MARK: "Iâ€™m gonna go, over there. Hold down the fort, Chief."
MARK: "ThereÂ´s no need to be embarrassed. It's time to shake off the rust and get back in the game. I'll be your wingman."
RICHARD: "I have nothing to say."
MARK: "WeÂ´d make a great team."
"You think that if you get me laid, I'll let you become chief."
[to Ellis] "Youâ€™ve been gone a long time. And I know you think you died when the Alzheimerâ€™s started. I know itâ€™s a relief to you. I know. But it doesnâ€™t feel like a relief to me. Iâ€™m not relieved. I miss the sound of your voice. I miss talking to you. I miss you... I dyed my hair. For the ladies."
RICHARD: "That's Ellis Grey's little girl!"
PRESTON: "We're all on the same side here, Chief."