Richard Webber Quotes (Page 27)
Season 2, Episode 3: "Make Me Lose Control"
RICHARD: "I've been sitting home for a week watching Oprah give away things on T.V. Oprah, Derek!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 2: ""Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)""
RICHARD: "You called my wife?"
DEREK: "You called mine!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "Raindrops Keep Failling on My Head"
ADDISON: "Am I interrupting?"
RICHARD: "You're never interrupting."
DEREK: "She's always interrupting."
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
RICHARD: "You and I both know she's the best in the field. Bringing Addison out was a business decision. It's nothing personal."
DEREK: "Oh, well, that's a relief. Not personal. It's personal to me!"
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 3: "Winning a Battle, Losing the War"
PATIENT [before surgery] "Richard... you're a good friend."
RICHARD: "Just shut up and count backwards already."
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 2: "The First Cut is the Deepest"
MEREDITH: "We have... custody of a penis?"
RICHARD: "Yes. Until the cops come for it."
MEREDITH: "Okay, well, what am I supposed to do with the penis?"
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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