Richard Webber
Quotes

RICHARD: "You're not to blame for Susan Grey's death and you know that, and your father knows it too. He's just... well, he's never been the best communicator. And he just lost his wife."
MEREDITH: "Stop acting like my surrogate father."
RICHARD: "Meredith, I'm, um..."
MEREDITH: "Just because you slept with my mother... That does not make you my father!"
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MEREDITH: "I was just on my way..."
THATCHER: "No, I came here to tell... You are not invited. I don't want you to come, Meredith."
RICHARD: "But she wants to come..."
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PRESTON: "We have been through a lot this year."
DEREK: "And everybody else turned you down. Alright, what do I have to do?"
RICHARD: "Well, traditionally, the best man plans the bachelor party."
DEREK: "Drinks at Joe's after work."
PRESTON: "I knew you were the man for the job."
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PRESTON: "Actually, Chief..."
DEREK: "You can't be his best man!"
RICHARD: "Why not?"
DEREK: "It's unethical; it's a conflict of interest. The man wants to be Chief of Surgery."
PRESTON: "Actually, Derek..."
DEREK: "Not that that's why you're asking..."
PRESTON: "I was going to ask you."
DEREK: "Ask me what? [pauses] Oh! Really?"
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RICHARD: "Tomorrow's a big day."
PRESTON: "And apart from the fact that Cristina hasn't written her vows, my best man just cancelled, and it's still raining."
DEREK: "He's not ready."
RICHARD: "You're never ready. I certainly wasn't. And then, the minute I saw Adele coming down that aisle... Well. Have you picked your best man?"
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RICHARD: "So, how you feeling, Preston? You ready?"
PRESTON: "Well, I'm always ready for surgery."
DEREK: "I think he's talking about the wedding."
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MARK: "Why? I mean, did she tell you why?"
DEREK: "What did you do to her, Mark?"
RICHARD: "She didn’t give a reason."
MARK: "Did she tell you where she was going?"
RICHARD: "All she said was she needed some time. To be happy and free, if I recall correctly. Excuse me."
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MARK: "Has anybody seen Addison?"
RICHARD: "Uh, she’s gone."
MARK: "Gone?"
RICHARD: "She took a leave of absence."
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MEREDITH: "It looks like a teeny tiny catfish."
RICHARD: "Close. See there? Those are spines. This is a candirú fish."
CRISTINA: "The penis fish? This guy has the penis fish! In his... in his... Wow!"
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RICHARD: "Go away!"
ADDISON: "But we can help!"
PRESTON: [to Addison] "No, WE can help."
ADDISON: "What's that supposed to mean?"
PRESTON: "He doesn't have any woman parts."
ADDISON: "Irrelevant."
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