Wow, apparently you have to be a total hottie just to work here. And I'm saying that as a completely detached soon to be married observer.

Blue hairs, so she was killed by a little old lady or Katy Perry.

Castle: Seriously, you've never heard of Matilda King?
Esposito: I'm betting that most real men haven't.

Castle: Does it say we're getting married in space?
Beckett: No, it's not going to happen babe.

It took me less time to write the last Derek Storm novel and although both are works of fiction as least that one was believable.

Beckett: So you weren't gazing loving into her eyes?
Castle: She had spinach in her teeth.

I keep making the mistake of thinking he's family but he's not. You are.

Hunt: You're getting emotional and now's not the time.
Castle: Really cause it's been about 40 years. When would be a good time?

Martha: A little unsolicited advice.
Castle: Do you give another kind?

Castle: How about we have a winter wedding?
Beckett: Didn't we say we wanted to do it outside?
Castle: Oh, right. Frostbite isn't very festive.

Can we canvas the area? And by we I mean obviously somebody else.

Ryan: Rather than pick a name for my kid you should pick a date for your wedding.
Castle: Pick a date for my wedding? I was planning on bringing her.
Beckett: Really. When is that? I might have plans.

Castle Quotes

I can't help it if you got off by putting things in my mouth.

Beckett

He has the IQ of a squirrel.

Alexis