You should have seen the way these people looked at me, like I'm some kind of savior.

Beckett: She's practically family. I care about her too.
Castle: You're pretty great, you know that?

You're my daughter. I'm interested in your life but you won't return my calls.

So I insulted her boyfriend. What's the prison sentence on that?

This is not my idea of going to the chapel with you.

Beckett: What was that?
Castle: If I had to guess I'd say something bad.

Castle: What are you doing?
Beckett: Making stuff up. Just like you do.

Castle: Might I suggest a sacrificial altar?
Beckett: No you may not.

Castle: It's as though he's turned being a charming man-child into a career.
Kate: Now that doesn't sound familiar, does it?

I was hoping for squalor. I was counting on squalor. Alexis cannot last in squalor.

Pi: I don't know Mr. C. What color is it?
Castle: Free.

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Martha: Remember the hovel you lived in in college.
Castle: Well, the difference is I was shacking up with Pi.

Castle Quotes

Rick Castle: That thing in the shower. That is delightful.
Kate Beckett: That is not a routine. That's two naked people singing when there's no one around to see or hear it.

Button up kitten because we're going home.

Beckett